His Boarshorts Hurt My Eyes

I was on the beach one day with my family and a guy was surfing in the water. We live on the east coast, and usually don’t visit the ocean a lot, so seeing a surfer was a treat. It was great watching him, he actually looked professional. It was the first time I saw a surfer in person, actually surfing. When we got out of the water I was blind sighted by his boardshorts. They were as bright as the sun. It was a funny sight. I guess most surfers wear flashy shorts in the water, it is their sense of style.